Walter Kooler Group Inc., LLC "Creating an environment of synergy while constantly superseding set projections."
What, this mug makes no sense? Something can't be an Inc AND an LLC? You are correct. WKG is a completely fake company and is the EPITOME of corporate culture. What does it do? Nothing. It's fake. Walter Kooler is a play on the ol' office water cooler - where employees go to dish about the latest gossip (apparently?).
Have your friends and family been on your ass about finding a job? Just hate your actual job? You are now hired at Walter Kooler Group! You can choose your own title because... again... it's fake.
Some examples include: - Chief Diversity Officer - Kitchen Manager - Health and Safety Officer - Spreadsheet Manager - Director of Conference Room Liaisons
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Regards, Walter Kooler Group Inc., LLC
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