We get it, some of you have important life-changing, life-altering jobs. We know those types of jobs actually EXIST. But, the majority of us move around pixels on a screen for a living.
What if we just... didn't, for a sec... and watched a Netflix documentary about people who are in love with rollercoasters instead? Can we circle back on that thing... never?
What will REALLY happen? We're guessing nothing. But if the stock market crashes as a result of you buying this mug, we are legally obligated to say this is a joke.
• Let's circle back on the product attributes... say, Monday?
